"When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed." - Jennifer Aniston

It's your money. You paid for it." - George W Bush

"Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself."

- Rita Mae Brown

next generation

Next genration schul childrn wil sing= Twinkle twinkl 5 star,I just want 2 go 2 bar,Wisky rates r up so high,So drink a pauwa wid chicken fry.

be funky .. be happy :)

Bhalle…Bhalle…

 

fifteenn :P

pakistani acc lol :P

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent.." Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi!

> Confident Quote:
> I have not failed.
> My success is just postponed. :)

> Entire water in the ocean can never sink a ship
> Unless it gets inside.
> All the pressures of life can never hurt you unless you let them in.

> A fantastic sentence written on every Japanese bus stop.
> Only buses will stop here – Not your time
> So Keep walking towards your goal!

> World always say – Find good people and leave bad ones.
> But I say, Find the good in people and ignore the bad in them!
> Because No one is born perfect!! 

> Never hold your head high with pride or ego.
> Even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he bows his head down!

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> African Saying:
> If you want to walk quick, walk alone
> If you want to walk far, walk together :)

> Define TODAY
> This is an Opportunity to Do A work better than Yesterday!

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Girl: McDonald’s chalein ?

Boy: Pehle Spelling batao, to hi jayenge.

Girl: 1 kam karo KFC chalte hai ?

Boy: KFC ka Fullform bolo ?

Girl: Rehne de kutte, samosa hi
khila de. :D

:P

There is this third grade class with this kid named Rotten Reggie in it. One day, the teacher decides that she will ask the class one question every Friday and the student who gets it right can stay home from school on Monday. The whole class thinks this is a great idea -- especially Reggie. On the first Friday, the teacher asks the kids how many buckets of sand are in the deserts of Egypt. No one knows and the kids are very pissed off. The next Friday, the teacher asks who was the first sailor to sail arround the world. No one knows again. Rotten Reggie is getting real pissed off now, so he goes home and spray paints two golf balls black. The next Friday right when the teacher says it is time for the question, Reggie rolls the two balls to the front of the room. The teacher picks the balls up.

"All right, who is the comedian with two black balls?"

"Eddie Murphy! See ya on Tuesday!"

Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.

Q: Why did Clemson choose orange as a school color?
A: So that the football team could wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up garbage for the rest of the week.

Q: Why did O.J. Simpson go to Raliegh, NC in the Ford Bronco?
A: He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Q: What are the longest three years of a Duke player's life?
A: His freshman year.

Q: Why did Georgia Tech replace the grass in its football stadium with astroturf?
A: They didn't want the cheerleaders to graze at halftime.

Q: Why do Wake Forest cheerleaders wear bibs?
A: To keep the tobacco juice off the uniforms.

Q: How many Duke freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, because that's a sophomore course at Florida State and Virginia.

Teacher : Late kyun aaye ?
Kid : sir mumy papa lar rahe the
Teacher : to tm kyun late huye ?
Kid : sir
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Ek shoes mama k hath me tha or doosra papa k =P =D

Never underestamate the power of stupid people in large groups

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Sardar :P

Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Ke3p |\/|o\/inG :D

 If you cannot fly,run; if you cannot run,walk; if you cannot walk, crawl. But keep moving. Keep moving. ;)

Very Tru3!

> We are very good Lawyers for our mistakes
> Very good Judges for other’s mistakes!

> Always welcome the problems
> Because problems give you dual advice
> First, you know how to solve it
> Second, you know how to avoid it in future!

> A Lovely Logic for a beautiful Life:
> Never try to maintain r elations in your life
> Just try to maintain life in your relations.

Ohh!

> Death asked Life :
> Why does everyone love you and hate me.
> Life replied :
> Because I am a beautiful Lie and you are a painful Truth ;(

Genius :D

In Kenya, an MP during Harambee told a story...

"There was a father who gave 100 shilling to each of his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.

First son bought Beans for 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Second son bought cotton for 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Third son bought a candle for 1 and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely."

Probllemm :P

;)

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

booooooo :P

LOl ;D

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE :P